Description
"Efficiency at warp speed. Brakes sold separately."
Why take three business days to finish a task when you can redecorate the living room, organize your entire digital life, and write a novel all before 4:00 AM? The Bipolar Means I Can Do Things Faster Than U Hoodie features deadpan typography that states a simple, high-speed truth. It’s a sarcastic, unapologetic nod to manic momentum, high-octane productivity, and acknowledging that while the speed setting might be unpredictable, your output is completely unmatched.
Product Features
- Fabric Composition: 8 oz./yd² (50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester)
- Hood & Drawcord: Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Pockets & Cuffs: Front kangaroo pouch pocket; 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband containing spandex for shape retention and recovery
- Stitching & Construction: Double-needle stitching on the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Classic fit
- Label: High-performing tear-away label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash with cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
Shipping & Returns
Your product is printed and shipped in the USA within 1-3 days. So fast you will think we are just next door.
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