No Thoughts Just Floor Graphic Hoodie | Funny Mental Health Sweatshirt
Description
"Gravity: 1. Executive Function: 0."
Sometimes the couch requires too much effort, the bed feels like a commitment, and the floor is simply the only surface holding your life together. The No Thoughts Just Floor Hoodie features a flat-faced, unbothered character in peak horizontal crisis mode. It’s a deadpan, highly sarcastic tribute to sensory overload, existential fatigue, and those days when laying on the rug like a human pancake is the only valid form of self-care.
Product Features
- Fabric Composition: 8 oz./yd² (50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester)
- Hood & Drawcord: Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Pockets & Cuffs: Front kangaroo pouch pocket; 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband containing spandex for shape retention and recovery
- Stitching & Construction: Double-needle stitching on the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Classic fit
- Label: High-performing tear-away label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash with cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
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