Description
"Two tails, zero regrets, and a sanity level currently pending review."
When life gives you extra chaos, you don't fight it—you throw on a backwards cap, cross your arms, and lean directly into the unhinged energy. The Slightly Unhinged Two-Tailed Raccoon Hoodie features a street-smart trash panda sporting double tails as a visual salute to those delightfully erratic days when one version of reality just isn't enough. It’s a deadpan, highly sarcastic nod to masking your stress, surviving burnout with pure attitude, and accepting that "normal" was never in the cards anyway.
Product Features
- Fabric Composition: 8 oz./yd² (50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester)
- Hood & Drawcord: Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Pockets & Cuffs: Front kangaroo pouch pocket; 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband containing spandex for shape retention and recovery
- Stitching & Construction: Double-needle stitching on the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Classic fit
- Label: High-performing tear-away label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash with cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
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