Detained, Restrained, and Still I Remain Hoodie | Dark Humor Sweatshirt
Description
"0 out of 5 stars for the accommodations, but 10 out of 10 for survival."
For anyone who has ever felt locked in, put on hold, or subjected to life's involuntary emotional stays. The Detained, Restrained, and Still I Remain Hoodie takes the absolute darkest moments of mental healthcare, institutional stays, and personal crises and turns them into a sarcastic anthem of pure persistence. It’s a deadpan, unapologetic reminder that no matter how many straps, holds, or setbacks life throws at you, you're still standing—wrapped in heavyweight fleece, causing problems, and making jokes about it.
Product Features
- Fabric Composition: 8 oz./yd² (50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester)
- Hood & Drawcord: Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord
- Pockets & Cuffs: Front kangaroo pouch pocket; 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband containing spandex for shape retention and recovery
- Stitching & Construction: Double-needle stitching on the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Classic fit
- Label: High-performing tear-away label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash with cold water
- Tumble dry on low heat
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